I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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