So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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