I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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