Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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