you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
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flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.