Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We left the knife in your bed.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.