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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?

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  im sorry, i don't get text messages.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?

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• (718): View more from New York

  what happened last night?

  (917): View more from New York City

  u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style

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  that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left

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• (909): View more from California

  flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh

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• (206): View more from Washington

  My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.

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