god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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