Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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