Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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