suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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