This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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