he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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