You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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