margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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