But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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