She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
You left your phone here
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