I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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