Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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