He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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