I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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