I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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