I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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