Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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