I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Randomize
