tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
We’re leaving where are you
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