what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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