Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
it's like iHOP with fire
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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