Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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