they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I think a kid would responsible me up
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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