apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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