I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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