whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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