that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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