Its about making memories worth repressing
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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