is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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