Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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