I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Are we still banned from the library?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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