No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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