may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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