so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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