Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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