farters have to be the big spoon...
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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