No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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