in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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