Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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