holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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