bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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