The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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