I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
being pregnant is like rehab
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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