wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Randomize
