i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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