She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Me too!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You can't special order awesome
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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