You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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