if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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