therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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