why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
being pregnant is like rehab
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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