Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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