i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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