you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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